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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss! -
Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll have the chance to win insane prizes like a real-life llama or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe (Disclaimer: prizes may not actually exist).But wait, there’s more! If you cash out 6k in eth on our server, your bank will be so impressed by your Minecraft skills that they’ll give you a VIP account with unlimited withdrawals and a personal banker who will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!
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Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
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DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!
Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.
But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).
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NordMax Open-Beta
This server is meant for people who like to progress and not have their fun ruined by people who pay to win. We have many custom features and more to come.
198.50.228.184:25585
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Esponjamc network
Server #1 With more time Online, PvE & PvP. We are waiting for you and we hope you have a great time on our Network
Esponjamc.com
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Omniverse
Omniverse Earth – North America has been released! Join in the fun now on the North American Continent
earth.omniverse.rocks
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Alliance
mcmmo with rpg/survival gameplay lots of kingdoms and houses scattered around the world with loot to be found, we will also be holding special events starting soon for prizes loot/perms
192.99.188.245:25600
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Vocalmc
Survival Minecraft Server!
mc.vocalsmp.my.id:19132
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Archaia Essence RPG
Regular Survival, but with some tweaks! Gain strength through Essence RPG and by finding rare, powerful relics! Tackle the highest difficulty you can! To be whitelisted, contact Ravioli on the Discord server listed here and DM me with the few details listed in the “Whitelist-help” channel. Welcome to Archaia, may your journey be unique.
69.175.40.117:25588