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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6140	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4865	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Votes:	9686
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	3263
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!