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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	103
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	2740	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3556	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	8362
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ores Mined:	3773	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4312	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Dragon Eggs Found:	5893
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

anger, AngerCraft, coping mechanisms, counseling, DepressCraft, depression, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood disorders, psychological health, Therapy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!