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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	5347
Farms Harvested:	918	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7028	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!