Witches DOS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Chick City

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as Steve’s fashion sense? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the prototypical modern woman. She built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as her trusty steed, and even started her own fashion line for Endermen. Talk about goals, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first underwater roller coaster, a secret society of talking pigs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

Build-A-Wall Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t penetrate our borders! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most tremendous server you will ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

MineTale/DeltaCraft Fun

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	74

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most deltarune-tastic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Deltarune, where you can explore the whimsical world of Toby Fox’s creation. Dive into the depths of the dark world and battle against quirky enemies like Lancer and Jevil.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive merch like Undertale and Deltarune artbooks, legends of localization, and even a sweepstakes to win a one-of-a-kind prize straight from the dark world itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you in our deltarune-tastic Minecraft world!

Minecraft: Endwalker’s Blocky Adventure – ‘/xivg/’ Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

🌟🔥🎮 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic early access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🎮🔥🌟

👻👾 Don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun until Patch 7.0! Hunt down those elusive Yo-kai and show them who’s boss! 👾👻

💰💎 Moogle Treasure Trove is back from May 14th to June 24th! Get your hands on some epic loot and become the richest player in the server! 💎💰

☔💸 Make it Rain from May 15 to May 31st! Swim in gil and make it rain all over your enemies! 💸☔

🌍✈️ Take part in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world and show off your skills in different regions! ✈️🌍

🗡️🛡️ Join our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0 and dominate the battlefield with your epic combat skills! Show no mercy to your foes! 🛡️🗡️

🏰👑 Build your own Free Company, gather resources, and create powerful Linkshells to conquer the server! Rule with an iron fist and become the ultimate leader! 👑🏰

👻🔍 Attend our meetups for some spooky fun! From X-files to Digimon Tamers, we have it all! Don’t miss out on the action and join us for a wild ride! 🔍👻

🦄🌈 Previous events were a blast, and we’re just getting started! Stay tuned for more crazy adventures and epic battles in our Minecraft server! 🌈🦄

Join now and become a legend in the gaming world! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server! 🎮🔥🌟

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3249	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.i1.vanillaboxmc.ru

CraftyAsianLove

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

PixelPants

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	203

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4017	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Potions Brewed:	69	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	10

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!