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LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

ALERT, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, deployment, escalation, ground war, idf, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, mobilization, mobilizing, north, potential war, reserve, reserve brigades, SECURITY, Signaling, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4790	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1560	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

47 times, black guy, Caught, chimp out, crime, criminal behavior, dindu nuffin, executed, EXECUTION, Id, Justice, laptop, Leftists, Minecraft, murder, niggers, racism, robbery, Server, stabbed, stabs woman, Times, victims purse, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	397	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

exclusive, exclusive games, games, Good, lacking exclusive content, lacking exclusive releases, lacking exclusive titles, lacking must-have games, lacking quality exclusives, lacking quality games, lacking standout games, lacking top games, limited exclusive games, limited exclusive offerings, limited game library, Minecraft, missing exclusive titles, missing standout titles, missing top titles, no good games, poor exclusive lineup, poor game selection, poor selection of exclusives, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Emeralds Found:	9612
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

clothing disasters, clothing horrors, clothing mistakes, fashion blunders, fashion disasters, fashion disasters celebrities, fashion disasters history, fashion disasters list, fashion disasters red carpet, fashion disasters runway, fashion disasters to avoid, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion regrets, FashionDisasterMC, smp, style disasters, wardrobe malfunctions, worst clothing item, worst dressed

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5778	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5443	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

80s movies, back to the future, christopher lloyd, classic, Craft, cult favorite, delorean, Doc Brown, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, iconic movies, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, Nostalgia, remake, Robert Zemeckis, science fiction, steven spielberg, time travel, Timeless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?