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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7226 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 252 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!