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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5248
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	9313
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1636
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!