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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.
