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Several Tries Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4679	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where reality twists and turns like a rollercoaster on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Holy Panda Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3166	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We have a whole section dedicated to answering life’s most important questions, like “What does the Bible say about the Chinese race?” Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	235803	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly, out of nowhere, a spaceship comes crashing down on top of you! But don’t worry, because the aliens onboard are actually super friendly and decide to bring you back to life as a girl! Talk about a plot twist! Join our server for the chance to experience the most out-of-this-world adventures and upgrades you never knew you needed. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you on this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP – Giggly Griefer Gang

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of Guilty Gear Strive! 🎮

🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!

📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.

🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.

👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!

🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘

Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7414	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	6185
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	1588
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6145
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!