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BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5492
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5203	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8942
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8557	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	744	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).