Witchblade Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlueLaserCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Star Shards Collected:	184
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	3180
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mines Excavated:	2354	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!