witch to jesus Minecraft Servers

witch to jesus Minecraft Servers

  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 437
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3427 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 293101 Enchantments Applied: 117
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5390
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Towns Built: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Runes Activated: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9170
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5746
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1890
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ores Mined: 9950

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6439
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5833
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9852
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2032
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 61 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7624
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 New Chunks Explored: 426419
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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