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ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	67
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	2111
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	830	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Votes:	7084	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!