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RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6460	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	823

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6274	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	4866

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?