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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3497 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”
Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.
But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?
