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So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	9881	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Animals Bred:	198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9071
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7052	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	5519
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	2281
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!