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So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Votes:	3171
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	74648
Divine Spears Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	944121
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	202
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	4572
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	811	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Towns Built:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	6116
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.