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Blocky Brits

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Votes:	799	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4418
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	9489	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8385	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!