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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Items Found:	4308	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	2572
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mines Excavated:	4811	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	1164
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	196	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	533928
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!