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BabyBlockerz

aita, animal shelter, BabyBlockerz, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, infertility, ivf, Kids, kittens, pet, pregnant cat, punishment, secretive, sister, stray cat, Struggle, Telling, vet

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover secret cat hideouts, just like my daughter did with her sneaky ham smuggling. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pregnant cat in need of some cheese-induced TLC!

But beware, if you bring animals into our virtual world, you might face some virtual consequences from our resident pet-punisher, Aunt Grounding-Queen. She’ll make you walk your pixelated pets to the virtual shelter and cancel your Minecraft birthday if you dare to show kindness to our virtual furry friends.

Join now for a chance to experience more drama than a family gathering with my over-the-top sister who thinks she’s the queen of punishments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get into a virtual argument with your virtual family members just like I did on Father’s Day. The more chaos, the better on this server!

ColdPizzaCraft

Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4521
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3203	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	5202

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	482861	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	4581	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	4401
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?