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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.
oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!
