Wisconsin & Southern Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	6907
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3449
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
New Chunks Explored:	526048	Towns Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9032

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	792
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	962999

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!