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UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	383544
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2798	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchantments Applied:	170
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	3116	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2913	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	5116	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6349	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Items Found:	5902
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Alien Abductions:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).