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JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

Confidence, CREEPERS, doubt, handle, jelly, JellyCraft, Perception, personal growth, Preparation, Ready, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Hot Blocks Club

blocks, club, Detox, Finnish sauna, health, heat therapy, hot, hot room, Ohitusoikeuspainos, Relaxation, relaxation retreat, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna benefits, sauna culture, sauna experience, sauna ritual, sauna session, Spa, Steam, sweat, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2415	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	228683	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	3833	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

Analysis, confusion, contemplation, CreeperSmilesMC, Curious, emotion, Enigma, Enigmatic, Expression, Interpretation, Intrigue, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smiling, speculation, Surprise, suspicion, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.