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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	7976	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	147483
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	3720

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	6349
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	3971
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ThirstQuencherCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1370	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	9076

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!