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CreeperCrazeParty!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4574	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6269	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	97	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	9563
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2903	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4823	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	9114
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	211

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!