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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	565
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	New Chunks Explored:	918578
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	9860

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	922	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

affordable gadgets, affordable tech, aliexpress finds, budget earbuds, budget gaming gear, budget headphones, budget smartphones, cheap electronics, cheap gadgets, Chinese products, chink, Chink Shit General, discount electronics, emulation devices, general, knockoff products, Minecraft, online shopping, Shit, smp, tech accessories, tech deals, tech recommendations, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

Daily, daily weg thread, daily weg thread assistance, daily weg thread help, daily weg thread issue, daily weg thread missing, daily weg thread not found, daily weg thread problem, daily weg thread question, daily weg thread support, help with weg thread, Minecraft, missing weg thread, Server, Thread, weg, weg thread assistance, weg thread issue, weg thread not found, weg thread problem, weg thread question, weg thread support, where is it

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	9065	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

female experience, female gaze, female perspective, female viewpoint, femoid, final image, final moment, final sight, final vision, last thing, long tail, Minecraft, pixelated, sees, Server, woman’s last view

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7468
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

Boorus, caption thread., caption tutorials, catbox, cheerleader, conspiring, discord servers, Fireheart, Free Caption Making Software, hentai, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIJOE, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Minecraft, Mouchi, Pregnancy, Relzen, smp, Swirlin, Thread, writing prompt

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Votes:	952	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

Crafty, Idol, idolmaster, idolmaster apk, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster resources, idolmaster stream, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Masters, Minecraft, Server, Song for Prism, VL Letora

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.