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Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8725	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	4144
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3018
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5145	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2049

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.