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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2051 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 3049 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!