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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	900
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8789	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	2753	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	636
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	7973	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!