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SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

Conservatives, cucks, eh I don’t care if leftists take full control and enact all their policies, get out into the streets, if you fight your enemies they win, Lazy, lazy quitters, Leftists, my candidate only aligns with me on 80% of issues instead of 100%, people will regret it and rise up in two more weeks, POL, protesting in the streets, quitters, right wingers, SnowflakeCraft, that’s what they want you to do, they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote, Thrive, vote blue no matter who, win at all costs, wingers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

HappyCraft Jams

catchy tune, cheerful, danceable, favorite song, feel happy, Feel-Good, feel-good music, Good Vibes, Happy, Happy tunes, HappyCraft, Jams, Joyful, mood booster, Mood lifter, Music, music therapy, positive vibes, sing-along, smile-inducing, upbeat, Uplifting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	5796
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day! Join us and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of baby zombies singing “Baby Shark” on repeat – guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or make you want to throw your computer out the window, either way it’s entertaining)! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will bust a move to any song you play in-game. So come on down and boogie with us – just make sure to bring your dancing shoes (or diamond boots, whatever floats your boat)!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where you can set fire to all your problems and catch fish on land!

AFK pool, Bucketry, Catch, Community Events, companions, Crafting, Crates, custom spawners, Envoys, epic adventure, epic structures, Fire, Fish, Fortresses, Grief Prevention, Land, Leaderboards, legendary powers, Minecraft, Pinata Parties, Problems, PyroMinding, Rare Fish, set, smp, Soul system, Temporary flying abilities, upgradeable hoppers, user-friendly

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

Platform	Server Address
JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

🌍 Embark on an Epic Adventure: Step into Bucketry, a realm where every step you take is a journey towards greatness. Whether you’re uncovering hidden treasures, building monumental structures, or battling fierce foes, your path is filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Your story is just beginning.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the JAVA version at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock version at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.

CraftyPrankster Minecraft Server

Andy Sixx, CraftyPrankster, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Harley, internet, Kids, Lies, log use, logfag, Loneliness, mental institutions, Minecraft, original, photoshoped images, power, reputation, Server, spinning, studio apartment, turds, Wife, wild stories

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the original Logfag resides! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be the master of spreading lies and photoshopping turds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive the glory days of the infamous Logfag.

Witness the power of posting logs and watch as your reputation crumbles like a house of cards. But don’t worry, we forgive Andy Sixx and all his mental institution visits. It’s time to put an end to the log madness and start building a new community filled with laughter and fun.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, no more posting logs, okay? It’s time to move on and embrace the joy of Minecraft.

FreeWoodsTraveler in Minecraft SMP

FreeWoodsTraveler, Keith Woods, Minecraft, smp, travel authorization, travel documentation, travel freedom, travel limitations, travel permissions, travel privileges, travel regulations, travel restrictions, travel rights, UK borders, UK citizenship, UK entry, uk immigration, UK residency, UK travel, UK travel policies, UK travel requirements, UK Travel Restrictions, UK travel rules

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2934
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to witness Keith Woods, the infamous Minecraft bandit, roam freely in the UK! Rumor has it he’s on the run from the Minecraft police after stealing all the diamonds in the land. Will you be able to catch him and claim the bounty? Join now to find out!

CraftyBizNoChange

BOOTH, business name, compliments, Crafts, CraftyBizNoChange, crochet artist, crocheting, Customers, Event Coordinators, Followers, instagram, knitting, legal name, mean, Message, Rude, sales day, Small Business, social media, state registration, vendor market

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and wacky fun you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Our community is full of unique characters, just like the time two players with the same username got into a heated argument over who had the right to call themselves “Crafts” in-game. It was a yarn-tastic showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats!

And that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can show off your crafting skills and compete for the title of Master Builder. Just like the time one player knitted a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower in-game, only to have it unravel in a hilarious prank gone wrong.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, boost of confidence, CompliMentor, confidence booster, encouragement, flattery, gratefulness, heartfelt compliment, kind words, memorable compliment, memorable praise, Minecraft, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, recognition, self-esteem boost, smp, uplifting words, validation, words of affirmation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments like “Your pixelated block placing skills are out of this world!” and “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Our server is so amazing that even the mobs will stop attacking you just to admire your building prowess. So come join us and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

CraftyLaughsMC

belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, funny joke, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, jokester, Laughter, one liner, prank, Puns, rib-tickling, side-splitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	4505
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	163
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a non-stop laughter fest as our hilarious players tell the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of comedic chaos will ensue on our server. So come on down and join the funniest Minecraft server around – because life’s too short to not laugh your block off!

ThailandCraft: Infectious Edition

Contagious, DETECTION, Edition, epidemiology, global health, Healthcare, infectious, Medical research, mpox, mutation, new strain, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, spread, thailand, ThailandCraft, third continent, travel restrictions, variant, Virus

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	85
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

omg u guys, dis server is like, sooo lit, u gotta join bc we got da most infectious mpox variant in Thailand, like wut even is dat? but it sounds cool so join now before it reaches da third continent and takes over da world, u gotta be part of dis madness, it’s gonna be epic! Join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft server ever, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat, just join and have fun! #mpoxmadness #jointhefun #crazyminecraftserver

ParentalSilenceCraft

children, Communication, dad, family, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, family structure, Family Values, Father, Gender Roles, love, mom, Mother, ParentalSilenceCraft, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, role models, upbringing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.

PotionParks: Meds & Mobs

anti inflammatory, anticonvulsants, antidepressants, Antimicrobials, conservation efforts, contamination, diabetes drugs, england, England’s National Parks, Environmental, health, lipid regulators, meds, mobs, national parks, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, pollution control, PotionParks, Rivers, study, water quality, widespread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we be poppin’ pills like it’s candy! We got all the pharmaceuticals you could ever want, straight from England’s National Parks!

Imagine mining for diamonds while high on antidepressants, fighting off creepers with anticonvulsants, or building epic structures with antimicrobials! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles fueled by anti-inflammatory drugs – it’s gonna be LIT!

Join now and experience the ultimate high in Minecraft – just watch out for the side effects, like uncontrollable building sprees and a sudden urge to mine for hours on end. Trust us, it’s worth it!