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Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8725
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	194	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	1090	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.