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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
