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WildWestCraft Minecraft Server
Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! We’ve got cowboys, bandits, and even a saloon where you can trade your diamonds for a cold glass of milk. Want to duel at high noon? We’ve got a custom dueling arena where you can show off your quick draw skills. And don’t forget about our outlaw hideouts where you can stash your loot and evade the sheriff. So come on down to the wildest Minecraft server in the west, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional tumbleweed). -
WildWestCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing nice with the gods in other RPGs? Join our Minecraft server where the main objective is to KILL A GOD! That’s right, we’re not messing around here. Take on the ultimate challenge and show those divine beings who’s boss.Embark on epic quests and battles in a world where gods tremble at your very presence. Choose from a variety of classes and skills to become the ultimate god-slayer. Will you be the one to bring down the almighty beings that rule over us all?
Join now and experience the thrill of taking down gods in a way you never thought possible. Who needs to worship when you can just straight up destroy them? Don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join our server today!
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WildWestCraft Minecraft Server
Leviathan novel adaptation, Western literature, Leviathan anime series, Western Novels, Western literature animeAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush! Join us for a chance to explore insane builds, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a stack of diamonds.But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where Western novels come to life! Imagine riding a horse with Zorro, having a shootout with the Wild West outlaws, or even going on a quest with Sherlock Holmes himself. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – join us now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyConfessions
6. Private wrongdoings, BlockyConfessions, 9. Covert misbehavior, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscienceAre you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?
So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉
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Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE! -
The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!
About Us
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
Server Specs:
CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) Location San Jose, California, United States Platform Fabric 1.21 Mods & Tweaks
Datapacks:
- Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
- Double Shulker Shells
- Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
- Mob Head Drops
- Player Head Drops
- Silence Mobs
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition
Application
- Join our Discord Server
- Read through our server guide + rules
- Submit an application via our application link
- Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
- Short Interview
- Application Decision and Whitelist
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SwingCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!
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FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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CannaCraft420
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.
So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!