wildlife humor Minecraft Servers

wildlife humor Minecraft Servers

  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7878
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Leicester SMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than pronouncing our server name!

    Leicester SMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than pronouncing our server name!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3603
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Crops Grown: 2035 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Leicester SMP Server Overview

    Description
    Leicester SMP is a fun and opening community where you and your friends can play the game for hours and not get bored. Our server is full of welcoming people who would treat you as fair as any other, and would help you with every need. You can PVP with players (as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people), or you can just relax by building or seeing what the server has to offer. Players are helpful in whatever you are wanting help for. If you need help getting some starting equipment, I can guarantee you will be helped by our caring members.. or if you want to start building a home or another extraordinary build, our fellow Minecrafters will be sure to give you a hand in either getting the materials, or helping to build whatever you are wanting. You can also join teams with new people or join an existing one, you can use voice chats we have provided to have just you and your teams chats. [smp] [non-cracked] [Java]
    leicestersmp.apexmc.co

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I PVP with other players? Yes, as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people.
    Are players helpful? Yes, players are willing to help with whatever you need.
    Can I join a team? Yes, you can join teams with new people or join an existing one.
    Is voice chat available? Yes, you can use voice chats provided to chat with your team.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

    CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8400
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7113
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Votes: 6097
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

    But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

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  • ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

    ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1476
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

    “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1521
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3757
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6714
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnfairCraft

    UnfairCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5353
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

    So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

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  • Pixel Pupper Party

    Pixel Pupper Party
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5086
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4207 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Animals Bred: 196

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yowa Yowa LOLz

    Yowa Yowa LOLz
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9406
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

    DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7359
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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