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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 422 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 256186 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!