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KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback burns, comeback examples, comeback insults, comeback jokes, comeback lines, comeback moments, comeback one liners, comeback quotes, comeback retorts, comeback stories, ComebackCraft, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult comeback, quick comeback, savage comeback, smp, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3075	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	543186	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4783	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2282	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4713	Love Letters Sent:	12

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2082
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3406

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!