#wickantinuke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Community, crime, David Dorn, death, Dorns, HANG IN THERE OG, injustice, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, OVA SOME TEEVEES CUH, Party, Police, protest, screaming, Server, social media, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Choice, choose, classic, collaboration, comedy, comedy horror, creativity, decision, Director, Entertainment, film, genre, Halloween, Horror, humor, Minecraft, Movie, Scary, smp, spooky, The Exorcist, work, Writers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Farms Harvested:	397	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

4chan, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cove, Crafty, EU guild, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Promotion, recruiting, Server, TWW Epic Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9061

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Thread Space Minecraft SMP

browsing, busy, CATALOG, catalog browsing, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum posts, forum threads, Minecraft, ONLINE, Participation, smp, Space, Thread, Threads, TOPICS, unchanged, Updates, weekend activities, weekend discussions, weekends

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	824696
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Zombie Dances:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

adorable pets, animal companions, Benefits, Best Friend, canine companions, cute, cute dogs, dog lovers, dog pictures, doggie adventures, doggie love, doggie tales, Doggies, four-legged friends, funny, funny dogs, furry friends, loyal dogs, man’s best friend, Minecraft, personal stories, pet owners, playful pups, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1726	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 67, comedy manga, Daily Shiroyama, forgetful character, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, MITA, Mita-san, Server, ShiroCraft, Shiroyama, slice of life manga, You Forgot Something

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

alone, difficulty socializing, disconnected, feeling alone, friendless, friendless and lonely, friendless at 30, ISOLATED, lack of companionship, lacking friendships, Loneliness, lonely, making friends as an adult, Minecraft, no friends at 30, no social circle, no social life, seeking companionship, smp, social anxiety, social isolation, struggling to make friends, year

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!