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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.
Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!
