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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	119
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	287	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7111	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	118	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	1507	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!