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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7270
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	858	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	8072	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!