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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5980 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 68 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4124 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 216 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!