why dont you just understand Minecraft Servers

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	2973
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4978	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Votes:	8510	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	5987	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5856	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	195	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!