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BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	120
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	264941
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	115

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	788

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!