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LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	107858
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and even a murder mystery on the WARP Express!

Our current events include the Wild Hunt for Heathcliff, where you’ll have to navigate through a dimension shredder and face off against the infamous MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust. And let’s not forget about the target extraction of Hong Lu – it’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the world of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. Make sure to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to join in on the madness.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd challenges await you in this wacky Minecraft server!

SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	968941
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	8518	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ores Mined:	5094

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	750	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	949570

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2332	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Towns Built:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.