| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1757 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4578 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 274 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8366 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4283 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4441 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1489 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2457 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
