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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4077 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
