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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!
