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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1018	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7297	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	828406	Votes:	422
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	7702
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2527
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!