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Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	4593	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, associates degree, bitterness, boot camp, brother, BrotherlyCraft, double knee replacement, family, gi joe, hard work, Help, household chores, Job, Lazy, Military, Minecraft, parents, re-enlist, Resentment, Server, Support, work ethic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mines Excavated:	2762
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	507446

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

WeddingCraft2021

birthday clash, coping mechanism, emotional distress, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family rift, financial constraints, financial reasons, Guilt, school holidays, venue availability, venue deposit, wedding budget, wedding date, wedding logistics, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3223
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

MeatEaterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

WeaponWielderMC Server

Canadian, Confrontation, crime, firearms, FLEEING, Incident, investigation, Investigators, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, News, Police, Public Safety, RCMP, runaway, Server, Shot, Surrender, SUSPECT, Teen, weapons, WeaponWielderMC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Biodiversity ShadowCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, biodiversity preservation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecological crisis, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environment, environmental degradation, global impact, habitat destruction, human impact, long shadow, Loss, Natural resources, ShadowCraft, species extinction, wildlife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	2022	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Tall Lady Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are taller than the trees and the adventures are bigger than your wildest dreams! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being towered over by giant ladies who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that these Amazonian women have secret powers that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “Steve.” So come on, join us and see if you can measure up to these towering beauties – literally!

WaWa’s SMP Adventures – Kiara’s Blocky Escapades

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further than our Enigmatic Recollection server! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even some steamy encounters with Raora and Nerissa (wink wink).

Forget about boring schedules, we stream whenever we feel like it because we’re rebels like that. Our Myth Anniversary 3D Live event is going to blow your mind on September 14th, so mark your calendars!

Join us for the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Enigmatic Recollection. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to capture the moment with a crowd reaction edit. It’s all part of the fun! So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!