HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

Subscribers, touched grass, god forsaken place, kink, Help

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

Respect, Nickname, Jealousy, Spanish, Mija

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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Welcome to Faffshire SMP, where we faff around with mods and white lists! No squares or curls allowed!

Twilight Forest, Create Mod Automation, revamped End, Shenanigans, Allowed

Faffshire Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like SMP
Features	Enhanced World Generation Diverse Transportation Centralized Spawn Area Dimension Overhauls Create Mod Automation Expanded Mobs & Blocks

Looking for a tightly-knit, modded Minecraft community that feels like home? Do you dream of building megafactories? Creating intricate train networks? Exploring a revamped End and the whimsical Twilight Forest? Soaring through the skies with diverse aircraft? Discovering new, breathtaking biomes and creatures?

Look no further! Faffshire is a private 1.20.1 Hermitcraft-like SMP that offers a unique blend of adventure, creativity, and shenanigans. Our server isn’t just about surviving—it’s about thriving in a world filled with possibilities. Whatever you’re looking for, Faffshire has something for every player.

Griefing and cheating isn’t allowed. Apply now by joining our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m new to modded Minecraft?	Yes! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.
Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These are outlined in our server discord.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is disabled in most areas of the server to promote a more cooperative environment.
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host various events and competitions to keep things interesting for our players.

Foreverwaves: SMP Server for the ‘Mature’ and ‘Active’ but white listed so no noobs allowed, also we have 1.21 update

active player base., international players, White, Grief Protection, Active
Everwaves SMP Server Overview

Type of Server Description

Vanilla SMP Main focus of the server

Creative For scheming out big builds

Useful Links:

Discord Link: Everwaves Invite Link

Live Map: https://map.everwaves.net

Website: https://everwaves.net

Key Features:
Active Community:

Server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players daily. Active Discord community with players from all over the world.

Whitelist Application:

To join, a whitelist application needs to be filled out and accepted. Applications are usually reviewed in a few minutes.

Gallery:

Below are some pictures of the server world:

Shopping District/Spawn:

Images: Link 1 | Link 2 | Link 3

Player Builds:

Images: Link 1 | Link 2 | Link 3

Join Us:

If you’re interested in joining or have any questions, join our Discord server for quick access and assistance: Discord Link
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BrogrammerCraft SMP – Back in the Day when it was all White Men

gender diversity, gender equality, White, gender imbalance, Male Dominated

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the software industry is ruled by a group of eccentric llamas who have mastered the art of coding with their hooves! Forget about boring old white men, these llamas are taking over and they need your help to build their llama empire in the digital realm.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!

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BeastlyWhiteMinecraftSMP

hatred, Target, elon musk, ENEMY, nazi

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only political agenda is building the most epic pixel art and surviving the creepers! Join us if you’re tired of being called a Nazi just for playing video games. Elon Musk might even drop by to mine some diamonds with us, who knows?

We don’t care about your follower count or your views, as long as you’re not spouting commie talking points while building your castle. Embrace your inner enemy and let’s silence the haters with our epic builds and ridiculous shenanigans.

So come join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter what political nonsense they’re spewing. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wild and wacky world of blocks and mobs. See you in the game!

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GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

united states, Sheltering, humanitarian crisis, White House, violence

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

hobbies, khhv, guitar, Server, shutin

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Snowflake SMP – Epitome of White Privilege

Olivia Dunne, ncaa, Asian fetish, black female gymnast, smp

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

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NerdyKweenCraft SMP

social justice, Life, Stereotypes, America, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where every white nerd can become a kween! Life may be unfair in America, but in our server, anything is possible. Join us for a chance to rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of yourself to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Sheep Racing” where you can compete for fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored wool. And don’t forget about our monthly “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where the winner gets to wear the dragon’s head as a crown for a whole week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate kween of the server. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have your own army of loyal minions to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless in our crazy, chaotic world.

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